Weekend ...a true Story

I have off on Satrday & Sunday . It is supposed to be fun time . I have very bad track record with "supposed to be " things in the world . At my age one is supposed to have gone around with at-least three girls with another two be kept as backups . Well u guessed right !!! I am from that faction of youth who oppose valentine & rose days by not being able to participate in them.
So coming back to Weekend ..A true Story . I have some very close friends and by the principle of induction they are strongly induced by lack of enthusiasm I emit . So we are the group of non-doers & self declared critics of the world, call each other i.e. give missed calls to to check if anybody amongst us is in office so that he can takes others in conference ...A weekend planning session sponsored by top software & telecom companies begins .
Now this is point of creativity for each of us . Everybody has enough zeal to plan a trip to Saturns largest moon and has arguments ready how this can be done in 2 days . The brainstorming lasts till the distance reduces from light years to few Kilometers and everybody decides not to leave this lovely planet atleast for this week . So we decide to make trip either Sinhgad , Alibag,or khadkwasla at the most ,Goa. Lot of four letter words are hurled towards the lacklustre life that we are living and how "others " enjoy and how we should also follow them. . We being from ‘all-male-looking-for-female’ community attribute our boring weekend on absence of fair sex in our lives. Discussion becomes heated one about fair sex and how it has been unfair to us.
What follows now are sound bytes of conversation on the morning of much hyped plan
Scenario 1 : Morning on the day of plan
"I will give u call later .. I am sleeping .".
"HBO & Zee English showed some great movies yesterday night .".
"Hey..was on net ..browsing ..got hold of this great free site ."
"We will go next week .. "
"Whats to see in trees & rivers ? I have a showers in bathroom also "
"Mountains are nothing but big rocks arranged haphazardly .."
"There is nothing to see on forts these days . "
"Who is going to drive that long .."
"We can meet on Deccan or FC road (favourite local hangout in Pune) instead "
Last one is the final nail in the coffin of all the plans we make. This "Master Plan " is passed unanimously & agreement is made in less than two minutes. ( Are is baar to bill hum bhar rahein hain !)

Scenario 2 : Evening ..Deccan or Laxmi Road or (if its crest of enthusiasm cycle ) its Pune Camp .
Following are philosophical musings, which are regularly bestowed unto the world of other mere mortals .
" are dekh ..kya chij hain yaar ! " ( Appreciation )
" if she is going around with that weirdo then I deserve Aishwarya Rai " ( Comparative analysis )
" Are yaar nasib main nahi hain !" ( " fatalistic attitude " )
" How come we don’t anybody as hot as that chic " ( " eternal question : Inquisitive approach )
"its all because we didn’t go to co-ed school " ( Retrospective analysis )
" Hey its better to be like us than to have girlfreind like Kedar " ( Self vindication along with enemy defamation – ek tir mein do nishan " )
" Are kaisi bhi ..kahan ki bhi ho muje chalegi " ( Equilateral global perspective )"
Last week Pddy’s group went to Goa and had quite fun . They bumped into this group of girls coming from Mumbai and had a blast on beaches of Goa I saw the snaps on orkut today . we should do it definitely next weekend .
what say guys . ? .come on show some enthu.. !!!
"Yes of course .!"
"Main to pehle hi bola tha…"
"We are sitting here making this chaiwala richer than Waeen Buffet because of you ! "( This one is by the guy who in the morning said mountains are nothing but rocks arranged haphazardly )
"Next week sure re !! "

"Are boss ..aur ek bar special chai laa !! " as we seep 3rd round of tea sitting on same spot ( who will walk ? ) plans are made to watch a movie which is decided on the basis following criteria in respective order
1.)Which theatre is nearest?
2.)Who is s the heroine?
3.)Is Imran hashmi in the movie (Insurance against fulfilling min. required performance expected from criterion No.2) .

This is how the weekend comes to an end.

As they say history repeats itself we again have con-call on Fridays and again plan a trip to "Titan " ( for astronomically illiterate Titan is Saturn’s largest moon " ) and again the chaiwala on laxmi road laughs his way to banks !!!!!