Friday, February 27, 2009

A tale told by an idiot


A tale told by an idiot

The Primal soup

Time & space
The Genesis
The survival instinct
The Babe
The timid
The Intuition & tuition
The youth
The Destiny
The Strategic & tactical
The divine bliss
The basic instinct
The Bohemian Rhapsody
The Disaster
The dark night of the soul
The Moral obligation
The existential dilemma
The coward
The eternal questions
The Relativity
The Surreal
The People
The other
The Stupid
The Catalyst
The Transcendental
Holy Trinity
The Fate
The Optimism
The Pessimism
The Everything
The Boredom
The Indifference
The nothing
The Zero..
The yawn
The Death
The hmm…. The OK…
………The Primal Soup……The cosmic Joke …


Tuesday, September 09, 2008

I am impressed by these learnings of mine...

" I know "life is " is complete sentence without any adjectives .

price & value look almost similar..but what about "priceless " & "valuless ".

Boredom : A desire for desires .

Boredom is the closest state when you are you are closer to your being.

rarest of rare virtue is courage ...courage to be with yourself without any props like ur mobile phone, Mp3 player , laptops , video games ... ur intoxications like drinks ,music..etc..the more you do it ..it is direct signifactor of how uncomfortable you are with your own being...dont run away from yourself...let the bloody mind suffer...let the tyrant suffer..do not give in to its demands...hope is the greatest trick of ego ..kill hope ...hoplessness will automaticaly die. You go to movie ..you watch cricket because you do not know what to do with yourself in your free time.




Osho rightly thundered " Entertainment is poor substitute for Celebration "

What is ..is ..do not wish for "rather " .

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Wit & Wisdom

This post is about power of words.
If you read through this you will understand that a man of wit can convey greatest of concepts in very few words that man of lesser intellect would require tomes to explain.

Man I am talking about is Friedrich Nietzsche..
Nietzsche's influence is substantial in Philosophical system called Existentialism.
I assure you its not as boring as you thinking it is right now...keep the faith..

Existentialism:
“It is a way of thinking in which there is complete rejection of supernatural and man with all his basic instincts is considered as center of thought”


To grasp this fascinating concept just go through the beauties below..read & re-read it if u don’t get it first time. Then wait as the concepts start flowering in ur mind, then absorb & enjoy the lingering effects of the great wisdom.



“For men are not equal: thus speaks justice. “

Can u get more succinct view of justice in this world than. this ..one sentence and u know the state of world as it exists . ..aha..i said he Existentialist ..and now u know how good he is.

Take this one .. a one liner question .and I guess zillions lines are already written to answer this. .but it still persists…

“Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's? “


Find below a quote from wise man about wisdom…somebody once said wisdom is cleverness without all of its gut…it tells how wisdom can make u paralytic both action wise & thinking wise.

“Wisdom sets bounds even to knowledge. “
Take this …

“Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual. “

Morality as it exists..the craving of mortals like us to “fit in.”.to do as per the scripts handed over by society…. proves Darwin right ..we are evolved from animals ..or did we evolve at all ?


This one is one of my favorites …best Marriage advice . Keep the mystery alive. Otherwise it will become too boring…Married people will vouch for it ….

“One should never know too precisely whom one has married. “

Following two are by far sharpest & wittiest criticism on dogmatic religion ..and I bet you will get convinced if not then he will definitely confuse you..

“In heaven all the interesting people are missing. “

“I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. “

These days every neo-psychologist guru tells you to be 100% involved ..
Below is the beauty I am going blah blah over but nobody tells u why .. Friedrich tells u why …

“Experience, as a desire for experience, does not come off. We must not study ourselves while having an experience. “

if u analyze ..if u keep vigil while doing an act then u r but deprived of pure instantaneous orgasm of the moment…something lacks ..this is a precise reason why many people have empty feeling ..or “Something-is-missing” feeling even if they are having there most anticipated experiences coming through, the internal comparison between anticipation & actual ..takes u away from moment …
Exist..purely exists and enjoy…...

“If a person has character, he still has his typical experience, which always repeats itself.”

And they say u should have character …..ha ha…. ha..
cant u smell the origin of boredom in this ..profound isn’t it ?
if u are bored at least u can convince ur self that at least u have a character. and if u are not .Be happy and thank urself for being humanly virgin… new each day ..a rare gift I tell you…


This one is mirror for all self declared “I-don’t –have ego” types.
Guys read ..and acknowledge it…for your own’s sake.

“Anyone who despises himself nonetheless still respects himself as the one doing the despising.”Difficult….err.. don’t give up ..read it again..its a beauty I tell you…

Nietzsche had a great gift for making precise general observations of the matters of world…..read my words again I said precise ..and then I said general.. Contradiction right ?
read below and u will know why.

On Woman :

“Women always have behind all personal vanity still their impersonal contempt for "woman."


“When a woman has scholarly inclinations, then something is usually wrong with her sexuality. Infertility itself tends to encourage a certain masculinity of taste, for man is, if I may say so, "the infertile animal”

“Maturity in a man: that means having found once again that seriousness which man had as a child, in play.”



We have heard the much worn out quote that
Love is mystery ..but why it is a mystery ? ..i think it is a mystery because following question remains unanswered ….

“To discover that one is loved should really bring the lover down about his beloved. "How's that? Is this person modest enough to love you? Or stupid enough? Or—or—. . ."




I guarantee every poet will be taken aback by following accusation and if he is true to himself, he will plead guilty .

“Poets are shameless about their experiences: they exploit them. “

The ultimate answer to “why this had to happen to me ..what did I do now “ The impersonality of ultimate Karmic Law explained with all its cruelty & supremely inviolable consistency.

“The consequences of our actions grab us by the hair, extremely indifferent to whether we have "improved" in the meantime.”
I like Nietzsche, because he is the child from a story who told the king that he is naked. He will strip u and show u the mirror ..Then he will tell u to asses ur self as u are ..as you exists and he will also tell u about ur opponent ..the world as it exists..no frills and no chip thrills..no fairy tales & no ageless angels ..Pure raw humanity and Pure raw world as it exists.

I hope u liked what u read .. Now just to end this ..definition of Existenalism one more time now…its not as difficult concept as it sounds right ???..No need to scroll up again..here it is for you…

Existentialism:
“It is a way of thinking in which there is complete rejection of supernatural and man with all his basic instincts considered as center of thought”

Now send me your comments & thoughts on this …unedited, uncensored and pure as they exist!!

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Monday, January 29, 2007

The Creation of Perfection.

Well … no need to yawn people. ,.its not heavy philosophical stuff again.. !!!

Rather an unprecedented happening which this humble soul was witness to …
It was a long while since I was really shocked....like really amazed at something..Everything had become so boring and mundane and vanilla …but it happened …it really did happen and I just paid 250 Rs. for it..

Yes. I saw perfection ..i experienced perfection …I rubbed perfection …all over my body fiercely ..relentlessly ….ooohhh… don’t get ur expectations up..let me burst the bubble…its was a SOAP ..
Yes !!! a Soap which, I bought recently from one of the biggest shop in London.
It was a perfection soapified ..( read it along the lines of personified ) !!!Let me tell you ..what soap is ….its high time some people get introduced to it .

Soap : Soap is a substance which has a characteristic fragrance and it generates foam which acts as cleansing agent during a process called as bathing *.

(* bathing : An ancient ritual followed by some people in India.)

See u take anything in the world it will have some kind a scent …however good/bad /worse ..but it will have some scent.. Even mineral water has a particular smell, but this thing I bought at this shop for 3 Pound …i.e. whooping 250 Rs .had absolutely none.
…It takes a genius to manufacture this kind of complex chemical mixture and mix it with such a perfection that the end product hasn’t got no odor .. Perfectly odorless substance…no scent whatsoever!!! Challenge for Chemical Engineers !!!

But being skeptic that I am ..i was not ready to give up so easily ...after all I had paid hard earned 250 Rs fot it .Oh OK !!! not HARD earned ..but still ..I earn all my money by sipping very bad machine coffee in the office and staring at my laptop all day long..
…. .I said to myself let me take bath with it …..the model in the advertise hoarding was so happy with it !!! it can’t be that bad… it will have beautiful fragrance once it generates the foam. but the genius manufacturer has pre-empted this ..by creating another miracle ..a foamless soap…No..None ..none at all !!!

I mean its wonderful thing isn’t it , creating a product which totally .cent percently fails to deliver its basic application … surprising than Sidney Sheldon book. What can be more surprising than this .. It was not rock ..it was a bathing soap and an expensive one ..brought in the London in an up-market shop with hoarding displaying a handsome dude coming out of his bathroom and getting surprised to see scantily clad models jumping all over him suddenly !! But I had missed something..Very crucial ..very fundamental …from advert….

The catch-line of the advertise read “ A Perfect Surprise “ .
Surprised I was ….. Totally and perfectly!!

Friday, January 19, 2007

Some Questions ...No answers !!

These are the questions which start to trouble you ..once you let them.
Most of us live our life by making a pact with all of them ..making a deal with them not to trouble us .Most of us don’t get the answers to these questions ..because we spend entire our life to avoid them. Pretending as if these do not exist . evading them with all our skill .putting them to sleep by .. Smalltalk…escapist’s cinema… ..Sex.. Booze ..boring TV…reckless shopping… …brainless computer games..Irrtating ring tones. Multiple job hops.. cheap thrills.. list is endless. We do everything in our capacity to keep them out..telling them “I will answer u later, afterwards, tomorrow ,next week ,next month ,next year. let me sort out this first.....i am busy …” and they keep waiting at ur doorstep wondering busy doing what ? and most importantly why ?

What’s ur idea of happiness ?

Define success ?

Whats the best thing that has happened to you ?

Why do u do , what you do ?

Who is the most important person in ur life?

Any particular reason you want to live more than 40+ ?

What are the things u think u r responsible for ?

Do u love ur country ? how much … ?

What are the things that u most enjoy?

What are the things u feel are worth dying for?

When was the last time u did completely outrageous thing? What was it ?

When was the last time u lost it & why?

When was the last time u surprised ur self?

Is it really worth it ? the struggle ?

Do u think ..thinking about these questions is irrelevant ? if yes ..what’s relevant to you ?

Do u trust your self ?

What’s the thing u will not do come what may ?

Who am I ?


The terror of these questions keeps mankind working .. .makes the world go around.. I guess that’s why universe goes round and round in its endless galaxies because it just doesn’t know where to go ..cause in first place it never asked it ,like most of us all..the eternal question …where am I going ?

Sunday, December 10, 2006

In the Queen's Land


My apologies for delay in writing the mail. I have been kept very busy by my hosts here.
Thank heavens!! I finally got time to catch up with my correspondence.

I am terribly sorry for being such a loaf. The good sense has prevailed and I am back.
(Mag kasa vatla amcha English ..ahe ki nahi ekdam saheba sarakha )

To begin with I have reached the “old world” (as we call it here ) safely & in pink health.
It was a long journey and London looked stunningly beautiful from the up above. Its Classic charm , rustic beauty and its disciplined structure is something will surely make you gasp.

I went to most happening places in London like Empire theatre ,Soho’s & china-town .
To put it simply it was fantabulous. (Pardon me for improper English vocabulary .)
The ladies look absolutely stunning and gentlemen are as as good ..but I was preoccupied by dazzling beauty of fair sex. ( Literally fair ..in this country ). Their blue eyes and God gifted spotless skin ( which they show a lot J ) is something u can look at and …..simply keep looking !!! 8 out of 10 girls would be beautiful with all criterion satisfied overwhelmingly. More about it ..in future letters .. I am posting them by Royal Mail.



Hats off to Brits for their infrastructure. The roads , ports , signaling systems, Busses, railways ..the tube are to put it succinctly are self defining .

But people who built this beautiful country are long gone ..what remains now are their careless descendants splurging it all for nothing ..they have forgotten being “good boys & girls” and giving up it for Booze & Drugs. What u see in Britan is like a glorious family whose downfall has began.cause the youngsters are spoiled to the hilt. In my office I see old people handing over their tasks to….. not their young people but peole like me from countries like India ,China etc.




It must be painful for them to see … all they created.. go away because there is no one there to carry it forward. By 2015 the empire on which sun never used to set will be brought down by their own sons. The debacle has begun …

While roaming through this country u will feel time has stopped . one still has to have license to watch TV in this country . You can not build the house the way you like it . The design needs approved by govement ..Britan hasn’t realized the world is changed because of the two reasons

Their old people still cant accept the fact that their country has lost the lead …for them it’s the same Britain which won World War-II , in their mind.. they are still the victors . they try to keep the myth alive by building the museums & memorials around their cherished memories of good old world as they like to call it.

This one is easy .When you attention span is divided into I-pod , Pubs & drugs there are very few things you realize .




Well for someone like me who is visiting for first time these things strike with same intensity as picturesque beauty of this country .Palpable tension is in air ..something uneasy is going on .The CCTVs at all places remind you one thing ..that ..you may be at the most important place on earth but certainly not the safest one.

The country where you here the word “sorry” at least 20 times a day is surely on its way in becoming a sorry state.(pun inteded)!!!


Pray to the Thee ...long live the beautiful London....